Mass Destruction
And the sky fell.

It's been raining for the past few days. The sky is clearing up and my lawn reflects every star. Sometime this afternoon in the middle of the bipolarity of the weather, God sneezed and scared the living fuck out of everyone in Eugene. Gale force winds tore trees out, threw branches into houses, pelted pedestrians with chestnuts, took out half the city's power and caused dozens of traffic accidents. On top of that, rain was falling at approximately forty-miles-per-hour. I biked home against the wind and prayed for my life. I had to stop for things being thrown at me and because I lost my balance even in lowest gear. When I left for Jeet Kune Do at six, I noticed that three or four big pine trees had been felled in the park near my house. When I arrived at the SRC, I had to stop in my tracks. A MAMMOTH evergreen had been uprooted from the side of the cemetary nearest Mac court landed across seven or eight parked cars, knocking down a power line in its path. It's getting crazy here.

I leave in the morning for Seattle to see the folks and go to a party with some swanky grown-ups. A fun diversion! That, and I don't have to stay at home. YAY!

Will someone please stop me from eating? I'm convinced I'm hungry all the time but I think I'm just bored. This is getting ridiculous. I feel like a gluttonous fool. Not like I'm too worried about getting any bigger but I'm wondering what will happen to my metabolism if this keeps up. Der...

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Once again, the web prophecies...




Fun times: Osama Bin Dress-up...
Not fun times: Can anyone tell me in which way is this web page NOT narcissistic? I fail to see the sarcasm here...

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