Random Acts of... Uhm..
This poor fool has to feel like an idiot.

I was walking down the street with Peter and talking about the situation with my roomates moving out and the idiocy of VisComm class, which he has the experience of sharing with me. We stopped in front of the business school and were laughing about something when I see a little asian dude approaching Peter from the side, he was sneaking up on him like Peter was an old friend and he was going to surprise him. He gives the this "shh" look and procedes to pinch Peter straight on the ass. Peter, of course, jumps and turns toward this little guy, at which point the guy yelled, "man, I didn't know who you were, sorry!" and ran away. I thought he was joking at first and it was part of his little prank. But Peter really had no idea who the guy was. We just started cracking up, I almost fell over. The guy was SO scared and embarrased. Peter was really flabberghasted too. I don't know who he thought Peter was because it seemed to me he had a clear view of his profile as he was "sneaking up."

I guess that goes to show you you shouldn't pinch an ass unless you know who it belongs to. Or something... There must be a moral to all this. Else, it's just damn funny.