I'm such a reject
Last night after I came out of the OV meeting, I ran in to Ty and Alicia on their way to a film series about Tibet. The following conversation ensued:
Me: Hey guys.
Alicia: Hey Kat. What's up?
Ty: I heard you had a pretty interesting party.
Me: Um... *toe, toe* (searching for an appropriate response) Yeah... yeah I did.
Ty: Yeah, I been meaning to ask you about that.
Me: Oh? *pointedly silent* (wondering what he knows and from whom he heard it, fearing the worse which is... what? that my reputation will be tarnished? oh, wait, I don't care about that. fearing... that somehow he'll invariably hate me for being in any way involved with his ex... I change the subject)
Me: So where are you guys going anyway?
Ty: To see some slides on Tibet.
Me: Oh, Cool. Tibet r0xx0rs.
Alicia: It what? What did you just say?
Me: Tibet? It r0xx0rs?
Alicia: What is that?
Me: Oh... (oh dear. god forbid I've been caught speaking l33t to a n00b.) r0xx0rs... it's like... geek for cool. (god that sounded dumb)
Alicia: How do you SPELL that?
Me: (oh god) Um... r... zero ... x...x... zero... r... s.... It's L33T, like geek speak that makes words with numbers in it. (how the hell do you justify L33T when you think it's stupid yourself?)
Ty: L33T?
Me: You've never heard of it.
Them: No.
Me: I'm such a reject.
Way to make me feel like an absolute NERD. I can't believe I'm actually speaking l33t in public.
OMGZ <3 <3 <3 <333333 (note the blatant sarcasm) Justin and I are going ballroom dancing tonight. YAY! And he said on Wednesday that he actually likes a dance. Which means he likes dancing! Whee! We've also got a party invite afterwards and Gwynne wants to hang out. : )
My sense of sight has not yet returned-- I can feel it coming--- but my speech has come back and given me, as usual, a rather unsavory case of diarrhea of the mouth.
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