In other news...

NOoooOOooOoO!! Timmy is dead! No, not "Timmah" Timmy, the litle midget boy from Passions! I only watched the soap a few times but it is one of the most demented soaps out there. I think it delights in making fun of other soaps in its hilarity. They recently killed off his character on the show .. but... I mean... he's REALLY DEAD!! *sniff* He was so young....

Annnd.... Remember the stupid Lake Oswego girl who faked her own abduction? Well, Justin was right... they WILL make her life hell with follow-ups. First, it was news that they arrested her boyfriend. And now she's been arrested. Why? For marijuana possesion while wandering Washington in a jeep with burnt-out headlights and an unliscenced driver. OOOKay. Got some quality friends there, missy. A totally non-newsworthy headline (front page, Oregonian) for anyone but her. I think Portland is set on defaming the lass. It'll sure be news when she becomes a little hussy (the only job I bet she'll be able to get after all this- and fogettabout college!) and no one will hire her because the paparrazzi and the FBI are watching her. You go girl! Dye your hair black! Hate the world like a little, rich, goth wannabe! We're ALL laughing now! (Muahahaha)