the browning
third post for today... eh...heh..
The summer is making Kat browner and blonder. This makes her happy. It keeps her happy when she is bored shitless and even the internet fails to amuse her. She feels warm and glowy and healthy. Her coworker is singing random things to the Chia Pet song. Her bosses are working on the new Duckware and have affectionately termed it "Fuckware" and "Evil Ware 2002." They are not having fun. Kat has also just found a research paper on PORN. It amuses her greatly. She wishes she had thought of that during Info Hell.

She is frightened by Third Person speech. We are all going insane.