Monday, July 29

People come here because I'm a sick freak
Wow, a vast majority of my search hits from over the weekend involved twisted things. It's pretty cool knowing that my utter non-sequitors cause people out there, god knows where, looking for an amazing pornstar with a flexible sphincter end up here. I do hope they find their lives enhanced. Remember once before when I got a hit for "amazing ty's gigantic asshole"? I thought "what the hell?" I talked a bit about my roomate Ty and maybe mentioned something about someone being an asshole in relative proximity. Who is this Amazing Ty, I wondered, and does he really have a gigantic asshole? Well, silly me for asking. Now I know.

For a while after that hit, there was nothing. Suddenly, this weekend, a barrage (ten) hits from google all from people looking for some form of "amazing ty" showed up on my sitemeter. Apparently quoting that other hit has made my relatively high in the list. I fear what this entry will do. In any case, I didn't GO to any of the other links but it was pretty obvious to me that there is a porn star (thankfully, female) out there with a rather loose anus and a penchant for placing things there. Yummay.

Glad to be affiliated. Welcome to "Kat's House of Porn."

I'm up to 23 a day and, surprisingly, a lot of hits are coming from searches. Poor misguided fools. Here are some results aside from the normal "my so-called life" hits:

Amazing ty (10 of different varieties)
�bird shot� pic
Autzen Stadium Pictures
Aol-cd tins
I FUCKED MY SISTER WHILE MOMMY WATCHED
"[Parent Directory]" "*crouching*"
SEXY GIRLSCOUTS
�middle school� �girl pictures�
who owns statue of liberty
scared shitles
dancing penises
swabbed shoes airport
photos women pregnant GAH!
Walking running exercise home treadmill
Antrican Oregon
Precognitive dreams that told me who I would marry
I fuck my younger sister a sexy story of my life
Autzen webcam x2
Willamette River Eugene Pollution swim
Cat guess gender
Oven toasted garlic (#5 on google, yum!)
NAV 2002 crack
Sorostitute
Codependency (#5 on aolsearch.com)
�Is my crush crushing back?� quiz
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee (#5... ok)
startrak treadmill
magnetic rose phantom
gourd dance pic