me so horny
God dammit. It's kind of lame having my libido back.

First of all, my schedule isn't really condusive to any kind of recreational play.

Second of all, sex just isn't ever... er... well, sex is just sex. I guess I have issues.

Third of all, my pervy brain tends to misconstrue every little thing I hear.

And then that selfsame brain kicks me behind the eyeballs every time I go to sleep.

I swear to god, I've either got to be in a poly-friendly relationship or join a cloister. Bah.