teh cock
yes, there are pictures. just not in my possesion yet.. and they betta BE in ma posession sometime soon and not VANISH like the deepthroat pics!! BAH!!
So, just got back from a mini-party. Few drinks, way the hell too much food, candy, bad movies, punkin carving and much lasciviousness. And the worst part is that, as usual, I started it. I'm like resident pervert of my friends. I innocently suggest carving a cock in my punkin and all hell breaks loose. Soon, we have a cock punkin, a doggie style punkin, a porn punkin, some boobs that look like cartman, a llama, and cartman. Whack. Then I carved a pentagram for good luck and I put it on my front porch. I figured the neighbors couldn't handle teh cock but they might be able to tolerate a pentagram.
I hope no one smashes it since I just made it and if they do then I automatically get their souls ya.
Ummmm
So Tara, Rachel and I did blowjob shots off our respective boyfriends and once again there are incriminating pictures of ME. Looking like a pr0n meister. Which, it has been determined, I am. It must be the Clinton magic.
Wow, so ya. Um... I'm really tired, not drunk at all, and I do know how to spell pumpkin. I'm burnt out, have had a perpetual headache all day, and have to study for a Japanese midterm (it's 11:15). Soooo all things considered I didn't have THAT much fun b/c I'm so burnt out. Alas. We shall see how the weekend evolves.
Mata ne.
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