Death, Taxes and.... Allergies
Oh holy sweet lovin Jeesus. Please let it rain. Please, god, let it rain.

I hate rain. But I hate ALLERGIES more.

And allergies hate me. Allegra is my new best friend. I've never stayed here all summer before and I'm beginning to F33R the coming month.

Eugene is number one for pollen count in the whole freaking nation.

Would you like to know why? Look at our god damn grass pollen count. Oh whimper. View my demise. Now I know why allergies started on the 31st for me. No FRIKKIN wonder!

Another month of this? Fuck. Kill me, please. That graph is a few days behind, the highest indicator in the mid- 200s... today is at 523. F33R. Death. Starting today I post the pollen count and graph its inverse relationship to my happiness. I want to go home.

However, if you look up last year's grass pollen count on the aaaai.org website, it predicts I should be alive again by July. Phew.