I am Das Webmaster
AHAHAHA!!

Look!! I finally did some work on this piece of sh!t. Maybe I won't need a new template after all. This afternoon I decided to do HTML after watching silent DiVX Cowboy Bebop got boring. Some major revamps here. Please tell me what you think. I want to make the text of post displays smaller, but the next font size down is 1 and it's about the size of the small links over there. -.- Not cool. Nevermind, I learned style sheets and fixed it. Is better? Is ok? I'm done updating now, since it's getting to the point where I can't remember what I'm working on anymore.

Soooo.... Apparently this weblog has become increasingly popular over the last day and a hlaf. I wouldn't have noticed, except that the hits AREN'T mine from updating. They're other people's. Amazing.

That, AND I am soooooo proud of myself. I got a google search hit for "blow jobs." *cracks up, falls on the floor* WOOHOO! I can compete with the other terrible porn sites out there for the attention of lonely men! That, and I'm better looking than most of the sad ho's they use. Okay, so I flatter myself, but it's pretty frikkin funny.