Wednesday, February 23

eat me!
So I'm sitting in class today munching on my trail mix and dried fruit. I hold up a piece of fig to take a bit of it and suddenly-- shock and surprise-- discover that I'm about to eat what looks like the mummified remains of a clitoris and labia!


Vagina Fig!


'Twas enough to make me lose my appetite. The roomates are suggesting that I put the Vagina Fig up for auction on eBay, on the off chance that it garners as many bids as that retarded carrot a while ago (I can't even remember what it was shaped like). I doubt Vagina Fig will make any money, but it may be worth a shot for the entertainment value alone. What do you think?