messy
Now that was some fun-i-licious food. I opened up this pack of Pinot... which are basically chocolate-covered, vanilla ice cream bon-bons... to discover that though my host mom had put them into the freezer, they had at some point all completely melted into one big mess all over the righthand corner of the package.

Did this deter me? No, quite to the contrary! I mean, we all know that melted sweets, much like ice cream stuck to the lid of the box and other people's food in general, contain no calories and therefore no guilt, right?

Oh yes, I lovingly embraced every ounce of that package eating those melted Pinot, from the plastic pack to the cardboard wrap. I atem all done gone. And when I was finished there was chocolate all over my face and hands, like some beautiful ice cream orgy.

Mmmmm. How satisfying. I ought to melt those things on purpose.