PRICELESS
Bundle with 12" ti-book (no superdrive) with 3-year warranty, wireless and epson printer: $1,799

SCRATCH THAT...

Apple overnight discount on 12" ti-books: $200

Discount on ANY iPod with purchase of Apple portables: $200

Discount on $99 Canon printer with Purchase of Apple portables: $100

THAT MEANS, FOR ME...

One 12" ti-book WITH Superdrive ($1699), 640 RAM ($143) Airport Extreme ($94) and warranty ($332): $2268

15GB iPod: $169

Canon color printer: FREE

Being able to get a student loan for the whole damn thing: AWESOME

The feeling that nothing in the world can ruin my happiness right now except finding out this offer is null and void and ohmigod anyway I'm running around in circles and jumping up and down because I get a ti-book for like billions less than I thought neener neener neener and apple must love me and fuck that, I get an iPod for one-hundred-fucking-sixty-nine dollars and a free printer for my boyfriend who I love so much and ahaha aha ha hahahaha I'm seriously wigging out oh sweet jesus it's...... PRICELESS