revelation
I have a theory. And my theory will make Christians mad, so I'll just come out and say it:

George W. Bush is the antichrist.

I mean, how perfect would that be? He seems like a good Christian, he quotes the bible left and right. He's got the conservative christians RIGHT where he wants them. Aren't his "black and white" definitions of good and evil appealing? Isn't he free from temptation? Wouldn't it be appropriately ironic if the only people he is "attractive" to are narrow-minded bigots who will find out that they've been following the "wrong side" all these past few years?

And that whole Homeland Security Act and Information Awareness Bureau? *whistles through teeth* Talk about the "mark of the beast"

Now, to the contrary, I can't really imagine Bush as a harbringer of a "7 year peace plan," or someone whom all the world will love and respect for any period of time... especially because he's shown no sign of even temporarily saving the world from economic and social problems as the antichrist is supposed to do. And then there's the fact that half of the world already hates him. But who knows what this whole "war" thing will turn into. Maybe we're farther into armageddon than we imagine.

Come on though, wouldn't he be a perfect antichrist? The irony of that would make the end of the world just SO perfect.

Although some would contend that David Hasselhoff could be the antichrist. This also seems pretty appropriate.

And apparently other people share my theory [and THEIR page has SOUND!!!]... rats. I'm not ingenous.