my ice cream, no!
The stupid microwave melted my ice cream instead of the fudge so then I had ice-cream soup and I didn't want to pour it down the drain cos I'd feel guilty wasting it so I drank it and felt bad because I really wanted some nice ice cream with fudge. So I had to decide well, what was worse, no ice cream with fudge and a dissapointing soup or having myself another bowl done right? So I put that damn fudge in a measuring cup by itself mad carved myself out some more vanilla ice cream, cos, dammit, if you're gonna have a hot fudge sundae, you might as well do it right.