All Lawyers Can Go To Hell
Legal Services can suck my balls.** Nicole Miani seemed nice enough but she's left to have her baby... in her place they leave me with PMS queen attorney who's all pissed off cause she has to do double duty. Despite the fact that I waited TWO WEEKS for an appointment (and then saw her) she was a total bitch. Helpful to a minimal degree, but a bitch. So I tell her the story and she gives me some suggestions. Nothing really legally solid, but suggestions. She won't write me a letter, I have to do it myself. I thought this is what legal services DID. Finally, she agrees to write me a statement to accompany my letter. I write a kick-ass letter and send it to her, along with my lease and cosigner forms. She says, no, don't email it to them.. we need to do snail mail. A delay that I can understand based on legality and authenticity issues. So I email her to ask for more suggestions. She says, don't email me, it's not confidential, make another appoinment... BLOW ME LADY!! The next appointment I can GET is MAY friggin TENTH. Okay, let's talk about expediation here. Fuck. Unfortunately, she's my only option when it comes to a lawyer... cause she's FREE. Whoop de doo. In any case, I figure I'll send the letter out NOW and just let the Beesons know I've seen an attorney and she's drafting a statement to send them. I hope that threat will be enough because god knows when she'll get around to writing anything. Bah... Lawyers are too goddam expensive and this free one blows.

ANYONE FROM THE LAW SCHOOL WANNA HELP ME OUT? I'll give you a "get out of hell free" voucher! ; )

**Note: No, I dont't really mean this, nor do I even HAVE balls... but thanks for asking.