Misery
I had a plant. Well, I have lots of plants. But I liked this one. She was a grape-leafed ivy. Her name was Elizabeth.

Elizabeth has just been pronounced dead by the senate, the grand jury, God, my cat, and me.

Elizabeth was loved. She was treated well and watered.

I tried, Elizabeth, I really tried.

Still, She has left the mortal coil....Why did she die? Was it her time?

Rest in peace, Stanley will carry on in your honor.

Benedici.