So THIS is what it feels like to be a college student

Number of times awake till 2 a.m. this week: 4
Number of times awake till 2 a.m. in the past six months: 3

Number of Red Bull energy drinks consumed this week: 3
Number of Red Bull energy drinks consumed in the past six months: 0

Number of naps taken this week: 2
Number of naps taken in the past six months: 0

Number of classes skipped this week: 3
Number of classes skipped in the past 6 months: 2


I rule.