Kidnapped!
Huh. For some Christmas-associated reason Monk stole me away to Ballard and here I am in a chai bar awaiting a surprise that I'm sure will probably feel either really good or really bad. What the hell is in Ballard?

All right, so I'll admit I might have a vague idea... can't help it if the boyfriend drops strange verbal hints, after telling me to expect an early Xmas present.

So... Ballard. Yeah. And all this talk about Clown Cars has got me worried.