Q-tip
Justin and I have recently made the disturbing discovery that our cat, Rupert, likes the taste of earwax...

His own or anyone else's. HOW we discovered this was that one day Justin had been scratching Rupert to help him get an itch in his ear and afterwards scratched him under the chin. When Rupert smelled his earwax he went after it like Justin had butter on his finger. EWW. If you've ever had the unlucky pleasure of tasting your own earwax, you know that it's not yummy. We had to find out if he just liked his own-- and stuck fingers in our own ears to find out.

MMMkay, yeeeah, I'm just now realizing how WEIRD this sounds.