Foul Play
Oh my sweet Jebus!!! (Let's see how many conservative fanatics I can piss off this time) I opened my lunchbag yesterday to take out my sweet, delicious pb&j sandwich and found *gasp*-- horror of all horrors-- it had committed suicide! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! My poor sandwich, it was bleeding from a gaping pen wound!!





Oh well, it still tasted good.