An Equation for WHEEEE
IF

Finals= raping me in the ass= X
Sleep= evading me= Y

AND

Broken Left Mouse Button= F*CK

THEN

Tonight= (Me + Alex) --> Portland (4 Tori ) = (<3 * 2)^4 + (XY)F*CK = YAAAAYYYYY*zonk*

THEREFORE, IF

YAAAAYYYYY*zonk* = B.R.A.I.N- G.O.N.E

SUM= X-D

(They really should make a math like this just for the creatively insane.)